It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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