I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
