I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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