1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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