So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
