Don't make out with my wife yet
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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