You were right. It hurts to walk today.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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