I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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