yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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