we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
