you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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