idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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