just tell him i said nine months
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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