Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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