I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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