The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize