is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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