nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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