My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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