I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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