I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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