i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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