oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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