She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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