It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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