Whoa Z and x make the same sound
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The air taste purple.
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