can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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