I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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