I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm like, not good at living.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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