Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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