make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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