Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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