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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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