is wine microwaveable?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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