What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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