i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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