***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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