Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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