If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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