I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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