Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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