dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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