do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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