What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We had to coat check the pizza.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
My liver just had a heart attack.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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