I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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