As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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