She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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