i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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