Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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