Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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