how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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