1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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