Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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