i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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