no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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